In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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