Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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