Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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