There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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