Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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