So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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