i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I love you. Go after that dick
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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