I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
