Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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