WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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