i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
