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• (719): View more from Colorado

  new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge

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• (772): View more from Florida

  you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!

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• (315): View more from New York

  The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?

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  It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?

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  That was me Mom...

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