1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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