Kiss
Puke
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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