So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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