Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
