How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4 words: hood of his car
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️