I wannas sexs uuuuu
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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