i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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