Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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