he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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