Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
How does one acquire holy water?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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