Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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