I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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