I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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