My brain says no but my pants say off.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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