She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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