imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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