Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Shame is for Republicans.
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