the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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