Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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