You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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