Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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