We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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