what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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