Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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