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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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