i think my tv is drunk
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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