you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Text me some of your sweat
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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