i don't like sucking hair
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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