This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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