Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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