I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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