So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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