Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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