Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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