yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas