Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run