Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.