like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.