He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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