I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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