You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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