Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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