I think i sorta joined a cult last night
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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