I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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