I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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