i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
they need to just BURY HIM!
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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