Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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